weirdest weekend ever

heat stroke, followed by a broken down vehicle, an almost failed exam, and a jailed parental. 

Sunday the 14th is the new Friday the 13th

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

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Aced my first biz law test yesterday…kiss my bootay hang over

Aced my first biz law test yesterday…kiss my bootay hang over

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parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

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mrtweely:

It’s crochet caturday :-D  So here is a picture of my perfect little cat trying to crochet like her human mom. First step: learning how to hold the hook.

mrtweely:

It’s crochet caturday :-D
So here is a picture of my perfect little cat trying to crochet like her human mom.
First step: learning how to hold the hook.

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sortahuman3030:

uncleshrek:

footage from anaconda

"please stop, you don’t have to do this"

sortahuman3030:

uncleshrek:

footage from anaconda

"please stop, you don’t have to do this"

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